May 2013
23 went by reeeeaaaaally fast.
me: permission to quit my job to become a member of Starfleet
boss: ...
parents: ...
friends: ...
Starfleet: ...
me: nailed it
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
ethicalbutchering:
fallenangelsinthetardis:
Is it alright to ship the Sherlock fandom with the Hannibal fandom? Because what could possibly be better than a large group of psychopaths and high-functioning sociopaths teaming up with each other? It just fits.
drarna:
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominant gender of the land
me: sometimes i'm a mature, confident, attractive woman and sometimes i'm not a mature, confident, attractive woman
society: lol no
me: to which?
society: both
me: fuck everything
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Burn the world, fuck the patriarchy. Conversation...
Bitchqueen: Literally the guy i was talking to was annoyed i wasn't more confident in myself... OH MY GOD FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. JESUS DAMN I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE. FUCK THAT.
How did i just realize the fact that he's annoyed at me for not being confident is the mark of the patriarchy? And me not being confident is also from the patriarchy, and me not being able to believe i'm attractive because confidence in appearence is bad in a woman is from the patriarchy. But men still expect me to be confident in the way i look, but they also expect me not to be. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
Madeofsound: OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS PROJECTING HIS FEELINGS OF ATTRACTIVENESS ON YOU AND GETTING PISSED WHEN YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE. LIKE, YOUR PERCEPTIONS OF YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS DON'T MATCH HIS PERCEPTIONS OF YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS AND HE'S PISSED.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
So I've been working on this project...
It’s for a friend, and it’s long overdue. I’m like, 97% done with it, but I’ve just realized that a significant majority of what I’ve completed is rubbish. Anything now will be an imperfect fix and a looooooot more work. Should I leave it as-is, or should I try to improve what I’ve done?
“What I love about Mads’s approach to the character is that, in our first...”
– Bryan Fuller (Writer and Executive Producer of Hannibal)
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
fiyeroroche:
when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via katara)
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fuckingblacksabbath:
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
House Republicans will hold a 37th vote to repeal... →
“Employers plan to hire only 2.1 percent more new college graduates this year...”
– Things Aren’t Looking So Good for the Graduating Class of 2013 (via pacificstand)
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Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
